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Blackstart Digital’s Agreement to Acquire the Historic Almaden Research Center Follows a City Rezoning Decision That Prompted Community and Environmental Groups to Raise Questions About Future Development and Uniform Standards.

Ruben Guzman, 32, Faces Federal Charges After Being Linked to an Investigation by the Santa Clara County District Attorney's Human Trafficking Task Force.
San Jose Residents Will See Increased Hourly and Special Event Parking Rates at City Garages Starting in October, While Plans to Raise Downtown Meter Rates and Extend Evening Hours Were Postponed After Community Feedback.
The City Council Will Reconsider a Proposal to Raise Rates and Extend Hours at Downtown Meters on September 29, Following a Prior Deferral and Calls for a Deeper Look Into Potential Impacts on Local Businesses.
City Officials Offer an Estimated Count for Operational Data Centers and New Projects, Differing From a Widely Cited Tracking Website Amid Growing Community Concerns.








